Emotional Support Brick™ Hoodie – Stay Warm, Stay Petty
This unisex heavy blend hoodie is more than just a cozy layer, it’s a personal manifesto. Perfect for chilly days, awkward small talk, and shielding yourself from life’s endless disappointments, this hoodie delivers both warmth and an undeniable truth about reliability.
With a bold, hilarious design, it ensures that everyone around you knows where they stand on the trust scale. Whether you're lounging at home, braving the outside world, or sitting in silence contemplating why people are the way they are, this hoodie has your back when others don’t.
Why You Need This Hoodie
Maximum Comfort Just like your Emotional Support Brick, this hoodie provides unwavering support no matter what.
Instant Conversation Ender Nobody will ask how you're doing. They’ll already know.
All-Weather Pettiness Cold outside? Even colder inside. This hoodie lets you be both.
Perfect Gift for the Chronically Disappointed Birthdays, holidays, failed group projects, this hoodie covers it all.
Throw it on for cozy nights in, bonfire therapy sessions, or coffee dates where you stare blankly into the distance. Whatever life throws at you, at least you know your Emotional Support Brick would never do you dirty.
Available in multiple colors, because some betrayals hurt worse than others.
Product features - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth - Adjustable drawstring hood for style - Seamless design reduces fabric waste - Durable blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester - Available embroidery options for personalization
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
