Because Hugging This Hoodie is Still More Supportive Than Your Ex
Wrap yourself in unmatched warmth, undeniable comfort, and just the right amount of pettiness with this cozy hooded sweatshirt. Featuring a bold, hilarious design, this hoodie isn’t just an outfit it’s a whole mood.
Perfect for casual outings, ghosting your ex, or dramatically staring into the distance while contemplating your life choices, this hoodie delivers both style and emotional support in one soft, durable package.
Why You Need This Hoodie
Maximum Comfort Unlike your ex, this hoodie actually has your back.
Effortless Style Throw it on, look good, feel better—no emotional baggage required.
Unmatched Support Thick, warm fabric that won’t leave you for someone “less emotionally complicated.”
Perfect Gift for the Disappointed and the Petty Birthdays, breakups, or just because someone needs a reality check.
Whether you're chilling at home, avoiding texts, or reminding people that even a brick shows more support than some relationships, this hoodie has you covered—literally.
Available in multiple colors, because heartbreak comes in many shades.
Product features - Spacious kangaroo pocket to keep your hands warm - Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalized fit - Seamless tubular knit for reduced waste and a sleek look - Soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for durability - Ethically made and certified for sustainable production standards
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
