Emotional Support Gravel™ (Because Not Everyone Deserves A Brick)

Emotional Support Gravel™ – Because Not Everyone Deserves a Brick

Not everyone in your life is worthy of the sturdy, unwavering support of an Emotional Support Brick™. Some people? They’re more of a gravel-tier situation scattered, inconsistent, and honestly, just kind of in the way. That’s where Emotional Support Gravel™ comes in.

What is it?

A handpicked bag of premium, emotionally neutral gravel designed for those who need minimal support but still deserve something. Whether you’re dealing with a coworker who barely meets the "acquaintance" threshold or a friend who’s there but never quite shows up, Emotional Support Gravel™ is the perfect low-effort, low-commitment solution.

Why Gravel?

• Less Effort, Same Vibes – No need to carry around a whole-ass brick when a handful of tiny, insignificant pebbles will do.
• Symbolically Accurate – Just like that person in your life, it’s there, but you wouldn’t really notice if it wasn’t.
• Multi-Purpose – Throw it, skip it, scatter it on a driveway—whatever helps you process your emotions.
• Budget-Friendly Therapy – A fraction of the cost of a real therapist, with none of the judgment.

Perfect for:

• People who just "kind of" listen
• Situationships that never made it past the talking stage
• Passive-aggressive workplace gifts
• That cousin who still owes you money but sends "Hope you're well!" texts

Emotional Support Gravel™ – Because some people just aren’t worth the full brick.